I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
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