dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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