Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
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