Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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