i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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