id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
Please don't give away my fajitas
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
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