if you like me you must not know who I am
Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
Update: drank half a bottle of Bourbon and texted three ex's. Waiting for the roommates to go to sleep so I can raid the fridge.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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