You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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