I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
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