If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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