Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
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