You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
did you just send me my own nude
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
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