I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
Is Oprah even human
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
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