told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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