it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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