I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
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