chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
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I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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