would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
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