Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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