Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
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