everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
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