Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
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