Do vagina's smell?
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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