apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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