Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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