I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
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