brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
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