Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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