I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
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