Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
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Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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