redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
You took a bar mat shot.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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