i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
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