you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
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