ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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