i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
Been in the ER for 3 hours now. This hospitals transition to paperless is not going well. But my doctor looks like Elton John and just gave me percocet
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
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