may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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