No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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