just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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