Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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