I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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