i just made my gag reflex go away.
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
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