it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
one might say we're banned from that church
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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