I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
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