I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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