You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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