We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
Shame is for Republicans.
Randomize
