Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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