There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
Randomize
