I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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