Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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