please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
I filled two of the glass ornaments in my mom's bathroom last night with vodka. That way no one sees me drinking on Christmas. Alcoholic or genius? All I know it makes bathroom trips frequent and enjoyable.
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
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